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EDIT: As of 9/13/09 all images are working again.

My bandwidth resets on the 13th. Sorry, but I don't have the time (nor the patience) to upload the photos elsewhere. So for anyone looking to read, you'll have to wait the 5 days. Not that there are droves of you dying to read it, but just in case there's even one of you having to stare at the hideous "bandwidth exceeded" pictures and wondering why, I'm just letting you know when they'll be back up.

Ashby Legacy - Generation 2, Part 2

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ASHBY'S every time i say this i think of soap operas..

For anyone who notices, a few of the images are smaller. Why? Because Photobucket likes to fuck up the ass. I don't know, but I was too lazy to bother to resize them when they were already uploaded, because there is nothing more annoying than resizing pictures on Photobucket. So fuck it, we'll deal with it for now.



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120+ PICTURES!!


Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Generation 2: Part 1

CLUSTERFUCKAGE

That is the only word I can use to describe the state of the Ashby household right now.

Why do toddler interactions seem to require so much motherfucking space?!!??

Either I need to suck it up and spend the day building the Ashbys a new house or someone needs to point me in the direction of a very large, open, and suitable house for a legacy family. BECAUSE I CAN NOT FIND SUITABLE ONES ANYWHERE.

That, or the Ashbys are just a family who likes to bitch about EVERYTHING.

Fuck, I hate building houses.

EDIT: I built them a new house. It's actually not made of total suckage like I thought it would be.

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Ashby Legacy - Generation 2, Part 1

Last time we left off with a life-altering cliffhanger. I know you've all bee on the edge of your seat since the last update. If you haven't that's OK, I understand, there are things more important than what Sahara Ashby looks like as a teenager. Not many things, but there are a couple. Examples include stuffed animals in the form of shrimp, and grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon.



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60 LARGE PICTURES

Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Ashby Legacy - Generation 1, Part 4

This will be the last installment of Generation 1. Oh yes, that means I've decided who will be heir. Yessum. But that's for the next update, for this update we have plenty of growings-up, more evidence that Constance hates her children, plenty of Sahara picspam, and of course TRASH.



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Thanks to all who commented! Hope you enjoyed the laughs as much as I did! Stay tuned for the next installment in which our heir is revealed!!

Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Ashby Legacy - Generation 1, Part 3

I stopped adding borders to all the pictures because it's not fun anymore. I remember when arsing around with Corel Paint Shop, adding borders to 70 pictures, and generally wasting a fuck load of time, was fun and amusing. Now it's just a pain in the fucking ass, so the only edited/bordered/fucked around with photo is the teaser, unless I auto-fixed a dark one.

NOTE TO READERS: The next Generation will be labeled as such when the children reach their teens and a heir has been decided, that's why all the entries are still labeled as "Generation 1.X" and not "Generation 2.X," even though the second generation has been born. Savvy? Excellent.

Onto the funny!



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Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2

Ashby Legacy - Generation 1, Part 2

Welcome to installment #2! Expect marriage, babies, and the usual legacy weirdness.



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Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1

Harper Ashby 4 Download



Anyone interested in adding Harper Ashby to their neighbourhood can find him HERE.

-Harper's eyes as well as his skin are defaults by Aikea, both of which can be found at Club Crimsyn.
-Harper's t-shirt is from the base game, but I'm using a slimmed mesh, which can also be found at the Club Crimsyn page.
-His shorts, by amvalvo, can be found HERE.

The Ashby Legacy - Generation 1, Part 1

NEW LEGACY MOTHAFUCKAS!

Woo-hoo! I don't know if anyone remembers my previous legacy, The Proctors, so I'll let everyone know exactly how I play.

Lady A's Legacy Rules:

Make the hottest babies by ANY MEANS POSSIBLE.

That's the one and only rule. Well, not really. But I don't follow the main rules, such as be poor, live in this exact lot at this exact time, tally your points, blah-de-fucking-blah. I start my founder off comfortably and I never build houses. EVER. I barely decorate.

Anyway, you'll catch on.

Oh, and I curse. Fucking loads of cursing.



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Holy Crizzap!



I haven't posted here in almost 2 years! Talk about a long hiatus! Well, I'm back into The Sims, more specifically The Sims 3.

What does this mean? New legacy? Maybe. New Sims? Certainly. New sexy sims? HELLZ YEAH!

I'll be back shortly with another update and more pictures, for now you just get the one, that's Ashton Martin. Kinda sounds like that car, Aston Martin but with one more letter...

Does anyone even read this journal anymore??

If I'm not talking to myself, can you all kindly direct me to some popular Sims 3 communities on LJ?

K THNX.