EDIT: As of 9/13/09 all images are working again.

My bandwidth resets on the 13th. Sorry, but I don't have the time (nor the patience) to upload the photos elsewhere. So for anyone looking to read, you'll have to wait the 5 days. Not that there are droves of you dying to read it, but just in case there's even one of you having to stare at the hideous "bandwidth exceeded" pictures and wondering why, I'm just letting you know when they'll be back up.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ASHBY'S every time i say this i think of soap operas..

For anyone who notices, a few of the images are smaller. Why? Because Photobucket likes to fuck up the ass. I don't know, but I was too lazy to bother to resize them when they were already uploaded, because there is nothing more annoying than resizing pictures on Photobucket. So fuck it, we'll deal with it for now.



( All cute smirks lead to Ashby updates )

120+ PICTURES!!

Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Generation 2: Part 1

That is the only word I can use to describe the state of the Ashby household right now.

Why do toddler interactions seem to require so much motherfucking space?!!??

Either I need to suck it up and spend the day building the Ashbys a new house or someone needs to point me in the direction of a very large, open, and suitable house for a legacy family. BECAUSE I CAN NOT FIND SUITABLE ONES ANYWHERE.

That, or the Ashbys are just a family who likes to bitch about EVERYTHING.

Fuck, I hate building houses.

EDIT: I built them a new house. It's actually not made of total suckage like I thought it would be.

Last time we left off with a life-altering cliffhanger. I know you've all bee on the edge of your seat since the last update. If you haven't that's OK, I understand, there are things more important than what Sahara Ashby looks like as a teenager. Not many things, but there are a couple. Examples include stuffed animals in the form of shrimp, and grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon.



( Constance Ashby does not approve of this update )

60 LARGE PICTURES

Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

This will be the last installment of Generation 1. Oh yes, that means I've decided who will be heir. Yessum. But that's for the next update, for this update we have plenty of growings-up, more evidence that Constance hates her children, plenty of Sahara picspam, and of course TRASH.



( THIS TEASER IS MADE OF WANK )

Thanks to all who commented! Hope you enjoyed the laughs as much as I did! Stay tuned for the next installment in which our heir is revealed!!

Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

I stopped adding borders to all the pictures because it's not fun anymore. I remember when arsing around with Corel Paint Shop, adding borders to 70 pictures, and generally wasting a fuck load of time, was fun and amusing. Now it's just a pain in the fucking ass, so the only edited/bordered/fucked around with photo is the teaser, unless I auto-fixed a dark one.

NOTE TO READERS: The next Generation will be labeled as such when the children reach their teens and a heir has been decided, that's why all the entries are still labeled as "Generation 1.X" and not "Generation 2.X," even though the second generation has been born. Savvy? Excellent.

Onto the funny!



( Follow the cut for some severe baby-hate, a lot of cute, and a lot of trash )
Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2

Welcome to installment #2! Expect marriage, babies, and the usual legacy weirdness.



( Follow teh sparklez! )
Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1

Anyone interested in adding Harper Ashby to their neighbourhood can find him HERE.

-Harper's eyes as well as his skin are defaults by Aikea, both of which can be found at Club Crimsyn.
-Harper's t-shirt is from the base game, but I'm using a slimmed mesh, which can also be found at the Club Crimsyn page.
-His shorts, by amvalvo, can be found HERE.

NEW LEGACY MOTHAFUCKAS!

Woo-hoo! I don't know if anyone remembers my previous legacy, The Proctors, so I'll let everyone know exactly how I play.

Lady A's Legacy Rules:

Make the hottest babies by ANY MEANS POSSIBLE.

That's the one and only rule. Well, not really. But I don't follow the main rules, such as be poor, live in this exact lot at this exact time, tally your points, blah-de-fucking-blah. I start my founder off comfortably and I never build houses. EVER. I barely decorate.

Anyway, you'll catch on.

Oh, and I curse. Fucking loads of cursing.



( +36 pictures, lots of green, and no hot women to procreate with )

I haven't posted here in almost 2 years! Talk about a long hiatus! Well, I'm back into The Sims, more specifically The Sims 3.

What does this mean? New legacy? Maybe. New Sims? Certainly. New sexy sims? HELLZ YEAH!

I'll be back shortly with another update and more pictures, for now you just get the one, that's Ashton Martin. Kinda sounds like that car, Aston Martin but with one more letter...

Does anyone even read this journal anymore??

If I'm not talking to myself, can you all kindly direct me to some popular Sims 3 communities on LJ?

K THNX.

Haven't done much work on my legacies lately, mostly just spending some time playing the game without worrying about commentary or story lines. Some of you might remember Vlad Perkins. Well, I stupidly used deleteallcharacters on Arbordale when I started the Wyndham Legacy, forgetting that I had stationed Vlad there. -_-;

So this is the new Vlad, just as good looking--if not better. ^_^

Any updates in the near future will probably just be some photoshoots.



( +8 of Vlad )

The first update to the Proctor Legacy in what may be construed as 5 gazillion years by some. Alas, I've been busy and my laptop has been bitching. Better late than never, I suppose. Or whatever cliche might apply in this circumstance.



( +69 Pictures in which not even the wormrats are safe )

Missed an Update? Proctor Legacy Tags

I'm not dead. Or Seriously injured. I haven't fallen off the face of the earth or been in a coma.

I've been having computer issues. And real life issues. Yes, I do indeed have a life. I know, it shocks me sometimes too. ^_^

Will be posting with a Proctor update sometime in the near future. Hopefully.

First installment of the Wyndham Legacy is up over at wyndhamlegacy. Go check the prologue out and tell me what you think!



( . . . )

ETA: Will be posting any further information and entries about this legacy at wyndhamlegacy. Because J.W is too sexy not to have his own journal. ^.^

That's right, I'm going to start a new Legacy. Story format this time. Told from each generation's heir. So it's basically going to be a rip off of imaginepageant's amazing Foxworth Legacy. ^__^ Hopefully mine with live up to the Foxworth standard.

Here are a few pictures of the legacy's founder, Jason Wyndham (The Third!). Hopefully I'll get this started near the end of the month.

After this post I'll be MIA for the next couple of weeks. I have 6 exams to write over the next 2 weeks and then a little trip. After that I should get a start on this. For now here's a few shots of the handsome Mr. Wyndham.




( J. Wyndham )

Um, I know you've all only seen him as a toddler in the last update, but I must share my discovery with all of you.

TEENAGE ANTHONY UNDER THE CUT!

( SPOILERZ! Obvy. )

LOLZ!

Massive Proctor update sometime today, maybe. If I stop being silly. And Mimi stops talking to me. ^.^

Will we ever get to generation 5? I've realized I've been on generation 4 for about 610329849 years. Or 5 months, or something. It's been a long time, anyway, and we're due for new Proctor babies. So we shall get those soon.

For now, here are Eva's college years. In which there is very little college-y stuff done. Well, it was done, you're just not going to see it. ^_^

Proctor 4.7: AKA - THE MANHUNT



( She's more like Mercedes than I realized... )

Missed an Update? Proctor Legacy Tags

In which the Proctor's get a kitty, Lark loses her mind, a heir is chosen, and we all get gangsta. Holla. Not really, but you can holla anyway. I don't mind.



( If you don't click here that plastic cup on a popsicle stick will eat your brainz too )

On the next update we'll see Eva through college and a hoard of ugly men. For now here are a few shots of young adult Eva and some new Seasons activities.



( Eva Proctor: Winter & Fall )

Missed an Update? Proctor Legacy Tags